Adrix & Nev, Twincasters: Sexy Proxy Deck | Double The Cheeks, Double The Ooze

Welcome to the deck that asks one very important question:
“What if we made slime… but, like… way too much slime?”

Meet Adrix & Nev, Twincasters — Simic’s hottest double act and the undisputed champions of copy spells, token doubling, and getting absolutely filthy on the battlefield.

This custom proxy Commander deck is built around Slime Against Humanity, because one ooze is never enough, and moderation is for cowards.

🧬 HOW IT PLAYS (AKA: HOW IT GETS OUT OF HAND)

You cast Slime Against Humanity.
You make a big, trampling Ooze.
Adrix & Nev look at it and say:
👉 “Cute. Make two.”

Then:
Those oozes get bigger
Then you make more
Then they get even bigger
Then your opponents start counting, sighing, and questioning their life choices
Before anyone can blink, you’re swinging with a sweaty, jiggling, trampling wall of slime that absolutely refuses to be ignored.

🧠 SUPPORT PIECES (THE ENABLERS)
This deck knows how to commit.
Esix, Fractal Bloom – Turns your slime tokens into Adrix Copies for Multiplicative slime ramp!
Forgotten Ancient – Just sits there… getting thicker every turn

Utility creatures that:
Stack +1/+1 counters
Draw you cards like a Simic good girl
Make copies of copies of copies

The rest of the deck is pure ramp, draw, and counterspells, because nothing kills the mood like running out of mana.

🎨 THE ART: SLIMY, SEXY, AND VERY DISTRACTING
Every card features custom sexy proxy art including:
Magical twins & couples
Glowing, gooey slime everywhere
Fantasy pin-up energy with a heavy dose of “oops, all adults”

✨ Suggestive
✨ Cheeky
✨ Designed to make your pod say:
“Wait… is that card allowed?”
(Yes. It’s a proxy. Calm down.)

⚠️ IMPORTANT (BUT BORING) STUFF
PROXY DECK – Not tournament legal
Built for casual Commander / Rule 0 tables
Ideal for players who enjoy:
Token math nightmares
Big dumb trampling threats
Art that is unapologetically spicy

**Shipping & Details:**
- Fast turnaround! Your custom proxy will ship in 3-5 business days upon proof approval.
- Cards are shipped safely in protective packaging.
- These proxies are **for casual play only** and not tournament-legal.

Whether you're upgrading your favorite deck or creating a unique gift for an MTG-loving friend, these custom proxy cards are the perfect way to personalize your Magic experience. Let’s create something special together!