{"product_id":"adrix-nev-twincasters-sexy-proxy-deck-double-the-cheeks-double-the-ooze","title":"Adrix \u0026 Nev, Twincasters: Sexy Proxy Deck | Double The Cheeks, Double The Ooze","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the deck that asks one very important question:\u003cbr\u003e“What if we made slime… but, like… way too much slime?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Adrix \u0026amp; Nev, Twincasters — Simic’s hottest double act and the undisputed champions of copy spells, token doubling, and getting absolutely filthy on the battlefield.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis custom proxy Commander deck is built around Slime Against Humanity, because one ooze is never enough, and moderation is for cowards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧬 HOW IT PLAYS (AKA: HOW IT GETS OUT OF HAND)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou cast Slime Against Humanity.\u003cbr\u003eYou make a big, trampling Ooze.\u003cbr\u003eAdrix \u0026amp; Nev look at it and say:\u003cbr\u003e👉 “Cute. Make two.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen:\u003cbr\u003eThose oozes get bigger\u003cbr\u003eThen you make more\u003cbr\u003eThen they get even bigger\u003cbr\u003eThen your opponents start counting, sighing, and questioning their life choices\u003cbr\u003eBefore anyone can blink, you’re swinging with a sweaty, jiggling, trampling wall of slime that absolutely refuses to be ignored.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧠 SUPPORT PIECES (THE ENABLERS)\u003cbr\u003eThis deck knows how to commit.\u003cbr\u003eEsix, Fractal Bloom – Turns your slime tokens into Adrix Copies for Multiplicative slime ramp!\u003cbr\u003eForgotten Ancient – Just sits there… getting thicker every turn\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUtility creatures that:\u003cbr\u003eStack +1\/+1 counters\u003cbr\u003eDraw you cards like a Simic good girl\u003cbr\u003eMake copies of copies of copies\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe rest of the deck is pure ramp, draw, and counterspells, because nothing kills the mood like running out of mana.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎨 THE ART: SLIMY, SEXY, AND VERY DISTRACTING\u003cbr\u003eEvery card features custom sexy proxy art including:\u003cbr\u003eMagical twins \u0026amp; couples\u003cbr\u003eGlowing, gooey slime everywhere\u003cbr\u003eFantasy pin-up energy with a heavy dose of “oops, all adults”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Suggestive\u003cbr\u003e✨ Cheeky\u003cbr\u003e✨ Designed to make your pod say:\u003cbr\u003e“Wait… is that card allowed?”\u003cbr\u003e(Yes. It’s a proxy. Calm down.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ IMPORTANT (BUT BORING) STUFF\u003cbr\u003ePROXY DECK – Not tournament legal\u003cbr\u003eBuilt for casual Commander \/ Rule 0 tables\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for players who enjoy:\u003cbr\u003eToken math nightmares\u003cbr\u003eBig dumb trampling threats\u003cbr\u003eArt that is unapologetically spicy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**Shipping \u0026amp; Details:**\u003cbr\u003e- Fast turnaround! Your custom proxy will ship in 3-5 business days upon proof approval.\u003cbr\u003e- Cards are shipped safely in protective packaging.\u003cbr\u003e- These proxies are **for casual play only** and not tournament-legal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're upgrading your favorite deck or creating a unique gift for an MTG-loving friend, these custom proxy cards are the perfect way to personalize your Magic experience. Let’s create something special together!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerds Fantasy Workshop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52950236102955,"sku":null,"price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0990\/8869\/5595\/files\/2c578a0b-il_fullxfull.7616445013_fg98.jpg?v=1774377040","url":"https:\/\/proximanocta.net\/products\/adrix-nev-twincasters-sexy-proxy-deck-double-the-cheeks-double-the-ooze","provider":"Nerds Fantasy Workshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}