{"product_id":"blech-loafing-pest-commander-proxy-deck-adorable-creatures","title":"Blech Loafing Pest Commander Proxy Deck, Adorable Creatures","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreen\/Black • Bugs • Salamanders • Spiders • Tiny Menaces • 100% Adorable Infestation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Welcome to the infestation. Please wipe your feet. The bugs live here now. ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Blech, Loafing Pest, the adorable little commander who has absolutely no intention of getting a real job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis custom Green\/Black Commander proxy deck is built around Pests, life gain, and making your collection of tiny creepy-crawlies increasingly difficult to deal with. Blech rewards you for surrounding yourself with Pest creatures, gaining life and helping turn your growing swarm of little goobers into a surprisingly dangerous army.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd because normal bugs apparently weren't cute enough, this deck has been completely reimagined with an adorable pest-themed art collection!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐛 Chubby little bugs\u003cbr\u003e🦎 Silly salamanders\u003cbr\u003e🕷️ Suspiciously adorable spiders\u003cbr\u003e🐞 Tiny insects\u003cbr\u003e🐜 Creepy-crawlies with absolutely no business being this cute\u003cbr\u003e🍄 And all manner of woodland pests, weirdos, and miniature menaces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBasically, imagine opening the door to your garden shed and discovering that every creature inside has formed a tiny fantasy adventuring party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's this deck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🌿 HOW DOES IT PLAY?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlech loves Pests.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou make Pests.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou gain life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour Pests get better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou make MORE Pests.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour opponents laugh at the adorable little creatures sitting across the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey stop laughing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe deck combines life-gain synergy, creature buffs, token generation, sacrifice effects, and good old-fashioned Golgari value into one extremely cute little ecosystem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's perfect for anyone who looks at a battlefield covered in bugs and thinks:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Yes. This is my emotional support infestation.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐛 WHAT YOU GET\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ One complete custom MTG Commander proxy deck\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Blech, Loafing Pest as your Commander\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ A full deck of custom cute pest-themed artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Bugs, insects, spiders, salamanders and other adorable little creatures\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Coordinated artwork designed around the deck's overall theme\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Ready to sleeve up and unleash upon an unsuspecting Commander table\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery card has been selected and themed to make the deck feel like one big, cohesive collection rather than just a pile of unrelated proxies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💚 PERFECT FOR PLAYERS WHO...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐛 Think bugs are friends\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🕷️ Would absolutely pet the spider\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🦎 Have never met a salamander they didn't immediately love\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🌿 Enjoy Green\/Black decks and Golgari nonsense\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e❤️ Like life-gain strategies\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e☠️ Enjoy sacrificing creatures for increasingly questionable amounts of value\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐜 Believe one tiny Pest isn't threatening, but forty-seven of them probably are\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎨 Love Commander decks with a strong visual theme\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ IMPORTANT PROXY INFORMATION\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a custom proxy deck intended for casual play, collecting, display, and other environments where proxy cards are permitted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese cards are not official Magic: The Gathering cards and are not intended to be represented or sold as authentic tournament-legal MTG cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is an independently created custom product and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or produced by Wizards of the Coast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease check with your playgroup, local game store, or event organizer regarding their proxy policy before playing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐞 FINAL WARNING\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSide effects of owning Blech may include:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUncontrolled life gain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSudden appreciation for insects.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCalling your Pest tokens \"the babies.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecoming emotionally attached to a salamander.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCovering the battlefield in adorable creatures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd eventually uttering the sentence:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Okay, so when these twelve bugs die, a bunch of stuff happens.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour opponents may initially underestimate the infestation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐛💚🖤 Blech is loafing. The Pests are multiplying. Everything is going according to plan. 🖤💚🐛\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**Shipping \u0026amp; Details:**\u003cbr\u003e- Fast turnaround! Your custom proxy will ship in 3-5 business days upon proof approval.\u003cbr\u003e- Cards are shipped safely in protective packaging.\u003cbr\u003e- These proxies are **for casual play only** and not tournament-legal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're upgrading your favorite deck or creating a unique gift for an MTG-loving friend, these custom proxy cards are the perfect way to personalize your Magic experience. 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