NSFW Persistent Petitioners – Sexy Custom Proxy Card Bundle

ONE PETITIONER IS ANNOYING.
THIRTY-FIVE OF THEM IS A PROBLEM. 💙

Why settle for the usual collection of boring bureaucrats when your relentless army of paperwork enthusiasts can be considerably more distracting?

This custom Persistent Petitioners proxy bundle gives the classic blue menace a sexy new makeover, featuring custom artwork of adult fantasy women ready to petition, protest, organize, and slowly dump your opponent's entire library into the graveyard.

They're persistent.

They're plentiful.

They're barely respecting the dress code.

And they're absolutely going to ask to speak to your opponent's library.

💙 PICK YOUR LEVEL OF PERSISTENCE

Available in bundles of:

5 Cards – Just a small committee. Nothing suspicious here.

10 Cards – Now we're officially organizing.

20 Cards – That's less of a petition and more of a movement.

35 Cards – You didn't build a Commander deck. You built a very attractive bureaucracy.

Every card features the same familiar Persistent Petitioners gameplay while giving your army a custom sexy fantasy theme.

Because if you're going to play the same card thirty-five times, they might as well look good doing it.

📜 DEATH BY PAPERWORK

Persistent Petitioners is one of those wonderfully weird cards that gets to ignore the normal deck-building rules, meaning you can stuff your deck with an absolutely unreasonable number of them.

Tap your Petitioners together and start chewing through libraries while your opponents slowly realize that, yes...

There really are another twenty of these things in your deck.

Perfect for Persistent Petitioners Commander builds, mill decks, themed proxy decks, collectors, or anyone who believes bureaucracy could use significantly more cleavage.

🎨 CUSTOM PROXY CARDS

These are custom proxy cards created for casual play, Commander nights, collecting, and display.

They are not official tournament-legal Magic: The Gathering cards.

Choose your bundle size, summon your committee, and get ready to file the only petition that matters:

"We, the undersigned, formally request that you put your entire library into your graveyard." 💙📜

⚠️ A Little Reminder:
These are unofficial, fan-made proxy cards!
They're not tournament legal (unless your judge has taste). Always check with your playgroup. Play respectfully, play stylishly 💅

**Shipping & Details:**
- Fast turnaround! Your custom proxy will ship in 3-5 business days upon proof approval.
- Cards are shipped safely in protective packaging.
- These proxies are **for casual play only** and not tournament-legal.

Whether you're upgrading your favorite deck or creating a unique gift for an MTG-loving friend, these custom proxy cards are the perfect way to personalize your Magic experience. Let’s create something special together!