{"product_id":"nsfw-persistent-petitioners-sexy-custom-proxy-card-bundle","title":"NSFW Persistent Petitioners – Sexy Custom Proxy Card Bundle","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eONE PETITIONER IS ANNOYING.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHIRTY-FIVE OF THEM IS A PROBLEM.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 💙\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy settle for the usual collection of boring bureaucrats when your relentless army of paperwork enthusiasts can be considerably more distracting?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis custom \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePersistent Petitioners proxy bundle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e gives the classic blue menace a sexy new makeover, featuring custom artwork of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eadult fantasy women\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ready to petition, protest, organize, and slowly dump your opponent's entire library into the graveyard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey're persistent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey're plentiful.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey're barely respecting the dress code.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd they're absolutely going to ask to speak to your opponent's library.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💙 PICK YOUR LEVEL OF PERSISTENCE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in bundles of:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5 Cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – Just a small committee. 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You built a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003every attractive bureaucracy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery card features the same familiar Persistent Petitioners gameplay while giving your army a custom sexy fantasy theme.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause if you're going to play the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003esame card thirty-five times\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, they might as well look good doing it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📜 DEATH BY PAPERWORK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePersistent Petitioners is one of those wonderfully weird cards that gets to ignore the normal deck-building rules, meaning you can stuff your deck with an absolutely unreasonable number of them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTap your Petitioners together and start chewing through libraries while your opponents slowly realize that, yes...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere really are another twenty of these things in your deck.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for Persistent Petitioners Commander builds, mill decks, themed proxy decks, collectors, or anyone who believes bureaucracy could use significantly more cleavage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎨 CUSTOM PROXY CARDS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese are \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecustom proxy cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e created for casual play, Commander nights, collecting, and display.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey are \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003enot official tournament-legal Magic: The Gathering cards.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose your bundle size, summon your committee, and get ready to file the only petition that matters:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"We, the undersigned, formally request that you put your entire library into your graveyard.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 💙📜\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⚠️ A Little Reminder:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese are unofficial, fan-made proxy cards!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey're not tournament legal (unless your judge has taste). 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